CANCER: Turns out it was just a....

.....blob of tissue that is not, I say, is NOT cancer. Apparently my little "spot" moves and squishes when pushed. I think the boob doctor said something like "pliable"....I have no idea. She used all kindsa fancy doctor talk while explaining what she was looking at on the screen. I think she even stated: "Well, what we're looking for is whether the tissue has "metabolized." I stopped her finally and said: "You mean, turned into cancer?" And she replied: "Yes, something like that." Well, alright Miss Fancy Pants. Just speak plain ol English, as I skipped class the day they were teaching about the metabolic process associated with tumor growth.....

So, YAY!

But there's a few more things to celebrate today, and I'll share them right here, right now.

1) Ranking super high on my list of awesome stuff: I got a free smoked chicken. Not gonna go into the details, as those are boring. Suffice it to say, the Café at Swedish Issaquah is on the gourmet level. And one of their staffers has a little crush on me. That translated into me getting a free bird- no, not the song.....My mom tells me I still "got it." I guess what she means is I'm in line to receive more free chicken??

2) I met the infamous Seattle designer, Elizabeth Roberts. Let me tell you about this lady. She's FIERCE and has a vision and esthetic that blows my mind. I LOVED meeting her and her terrific staff. As much as I detest trying clothes on in the middle of the day, I had no trouble stripping down to my undies to try on the goods in her studio. What a blast! I was Cancer Survivor Barbie- but with a much, much bigger ass. And seriously folks, I almost fainted when she asked me about shoes. Why? Well, I'm a shoe whore. However, she asked me (ASKED?) if I was alright wearing Balenciaga. I was like: "Well, if I have to slum...." Suffice it to say, she drops names of designers like I talk about produce at my local food cooperative. Damn! I'm in LOVE!

3) I hung out with some pretty awesome colleagues and kick ass Director of West Coast Operations, Patty. It's nice to have friends. Thanks guys for making the trek to my hood!

4) I don't have boob cancer.

I don't think I can top that, do you?